- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

The Detroit Lions

Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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