- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Nah

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

gay marriage.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

<=3 penis

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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