- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Black Friday

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

Anti-jokes are funny.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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