What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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Hitler

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Women's rights

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Women's rights

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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