- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

President Donald Trump

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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