- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

knock, knock. come in.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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