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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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