Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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a man said hi.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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A black person walks out of KFC

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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You having friends.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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