- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

we all know sammi has a penis

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Your all fags

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

AIDS

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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