- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

Woman rights.

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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