- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Yes!

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Get off my porch.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

What color is red paint? Red

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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