- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

my gramma died

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

hickory dickory dock no one cares

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

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