- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

a pornstar comes early to a party

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

whats chinese noodles

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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