- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

yes... that's the joke

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Hey, Max!!

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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