Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Muslim athletes.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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