Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Ron Paul for President!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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