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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

try slamming a revolving door

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

^that joke a piece of shit

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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