Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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