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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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