CAVE JOHNSON.

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gay people

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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womens rights

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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pee

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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Oh, right

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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