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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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Once upon a time, The end.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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what is orange? an orange

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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Anti Joke

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