Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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