- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Samraj.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

whats white and pointless? chalk.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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