Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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