- Anti Joke

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

you know whats funny... nothing.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Yo mamas so fat.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.