- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

knock knock how there me ok come in

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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