- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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