what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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fruit salad?

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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knock knock

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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