- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

Spinabifita

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

My Nan, that is all.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

to get to the other side.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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