- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

The jets are a good team..

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

yes... that's the joke

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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