A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

A woman walks into a bar.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

THE END.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Cool Brian

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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