What do you call a joke without a punchline?

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Santa isn't real

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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