Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

9/11.

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

tims sty:)

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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