- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

whats good about poland... fukk all

A man sat on a chair

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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