- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

A man sat on a chair

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

whats good about poland... fukk all

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