- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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