- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

raping black women

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

I pooped.

Yo mamas so fat.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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