- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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