Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Tony Romo

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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TOBUSCUS

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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Anti Joke

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