How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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