- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Dusters blow stuff.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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