What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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TELL

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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AIDS

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Santa isn't real

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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