I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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A man walks into a bar.

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Black people. They are so kind.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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