what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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