A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

So a seal walks into a club..

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

Yes!

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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