- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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