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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? purges

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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