How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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