a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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^that joke a piece of shit

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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