Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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racism...deal with it!

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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ow

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Anti Joke

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